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Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 323079)

Hi everybobdy.
the following is a discussion about sex I did in another part of this wonderful site. This is what I wrote:

“”””””””””Hi,
well guys, remember that adultery and fornication are not sins. ‘Sin’ is a concept invented by the ruling classes to enslave the masses and play them at will.
I totally disagree with and find repugnant all those who practice incest, paedophilia, bestiality as well as harassers and molesters of all kinds.
Heterosexual oral and anal sex are not sins. Those who label these things as sins are pathetic freaks who just can’t do them for various understandable reasons. But they would really sell their soul to the devil for just one try (provided they know how to do…).
Those who compare oral and anal sex with a woman with the same thing with men are even worse freaks. They need help and fast.
Heterosexual oral and anal sex is very, very natural. Normal people all like it. I have never known men or boys who don’t like oral&anal. We all adore these things. Women ask you to do that, they grab your sex to taste it (thru which they recognize many things about their partner) and men reciprocate. Yes, unless the woman stinks (unfortunately for some this is their physiological reality) enjoying a 69 is very healthy and wonderful.
If a man does not give women total gratification they will seek it with other men. Of course if a woman does not wish neither of them (anal&oral) the partner has to respect her. So prior to getting married one should discuss things clearly.
Homosexuality is not a sin either. As long as is performed among consenting adults should not be stigmatized. If God disapproves of them then why did he created them? Or are there any monkeys that still believe that homosexuality is a vice and not determined by genetic factors?
But if you prefer the loathsome and obscene bible ideology worsened by the insane interpretations by the Tower of All Terrors please, be my guest.””””””””””””



Posted on June 23, 2008 at 12:07 am

 

Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 315634)

why going door to door is a privacy?

I’d like all of you guys to give a possible answer to this question.

Moreover, why do the yhwh witlesses go door to door? Because it is a command by their Canaanite/Akkadian yhwh totem? NO!!!

Because if it were to obey a command of their laughgod they would have to preach openly everywhere just like they do in western countries.
It would not matter ending up in concentration camps, prisons or Roman arenas to be devoured by lions.
But they don’t, oh no, they do not, in countries like China Iran, Syria, etc. So these cheats wanna us to believe in their laughgod when their almighty laughgod is forced to change strategy because of mere human regimes…ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!

of course since the bible says everything and its exact opposite they quote Salomon who gastro-gas emitted in between bangs with his over 1,000 wh**es: “better a live dog than a dead lion” (so what the fu*** did the early christians die for? according to this verse they were only pathetic delusional hopefuls)… or they quote jeeper-creeper scarecrow who gas-emitted as follows: “be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves”.

it’s hopeless, these religious folk got all the answers, but that’s why it’s so funny dealing with them. Long live laughgod and laugh therapy!



Posted on May 15, 2008 at 12:25 pm


Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 315638)

errata: sorry guys in my first sentence above wanted to say ‘why going door to door is a BREACH of privacy?



Posted on May 15, 2008 at 12:28 pm

 
 

Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 315586)

hello everybody, are you too having trouble for your posts to get through?



Posted on May 15, 2008 at 7:09 am

 

Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 314770)

who is yhwh or jehovordure or jehowhore or ridiculous “jehovah” sobriquet?

Isaiah 45:7: ‘I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace and create evil: I the Lord do all these things’.

2 King 6:33: ‘This evil is of the Lord’

Amos 3: ‘Shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?’

this is the father of jesus (the wannabe fulfiller of the law), the source of all evil. Beautiful family.



Posted on May 9, 2008 at 8:53 am

 

Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 313902)

Hi everybody,

have you had the chance to see the latest issues of the inmates only watchtower? I’ve seen some and all the vintage watchtowerian paranoias and crusades against all evil in the world (eg education, career, leisure time, children, apostates, sex, free-thinking, independent thinking) are back, and with a vengeance at that!!!

All this in spite of the fact that Analgeddon is now only “near” or “will take place soon” in contrast to the “imminent” of 20, 30 40, 50 years ago. Question: if imminent is about 20,30, 40 50, 60, or more years, how long will “soon” or “near” be?



Posted on May 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm

 

Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 311620)

Hello everybody!
Hello Rado!
What happened to the forum?
I hope this forum ain’t gonna close down, it’s the best I’ve ever seen in format, the information is relevant and just, and the discussion intersting and sometimes funny!



Posted on April 24, 2008 at 8:11 am


Comment by Markus (Comment ID: 311848)

Hey Otto,

Hi there, seems this good site is back on line. I don’t know what happened but I’m sure the regulars will come back as they find all is well with the anti Joe Hover movement.
Cheers,
Markus



Posted on April 25, 2008 at 2:05 pm


Comment by Rado Vleugel (Comment ID: 311882)

Dear Otto and Markus,

I had problems with my hosting provider. I hope the site will not go down again.

I am busy rebuilding the site to better serve the public. Stay tuned and thanks for your return,

Rado



Posted on April 25, 2008 at 6:06 pm


Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 311891)

Hi Markus, hi Rado,

welcome back,
upon digiting ‘watchtower quotes’ the entry still says ‘deze pagina is offline’ (kinda esperanto or what?), and this could mislead some that the site is still down.

Anyhow I’m really glad to have you guys back. I’m still waiting for the 2007 Slavery Year Report. I’m interested in seeing the increase in number of the ‘oiled’ ones.

Actually I’m interested in the discussion stemming from the implications of the never dying out greased/oiled class…tangible evidence of eternal life under our own eyes??? …Hmmm..



Posted on April 25, 2008 at 6:58 pm

 
 

Comment by Fri (Comment ID: 312298)

It is great to have the site back on line. For a moment I thought that the slave buggers had put a spell on Rado.

Let us get them!

Fri



Posted on April 27, 2008 at 1:56 pm


Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 312307)

Hi Fri,
welcome back to you too, I must say I’m glad (and I giggled too) you used one of my terminology (slavebugger from ‘Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger’).

No, these evil scum will never put a spell on either Rado or any of us. Once freed, freed for-ever.
Last year they (the Filth and Disgusting Sludge) changed both the “understanding” on the “greased ones” sealing (1931…1935…2008….) as well as the “understanding” (yet another one??? oh yeah!) of THIS generation… kinda a laugh a minute, don’t you think?

Now for the watchtower study there is the IN-MATE copy of the grotesque rag.
I wonder whether Rado can get any of those copies, since they gave an pseudo-esoteric turn to their weekend brainwashing drill.



Posted on April 27, 2008 at 3:19 pm

 

Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 312308)

Hi Fri,
welcome back to you too, I must say I’m glad (and I giggled too) you used one of my terminology (slavebugger from ‘Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger’).

No, these evil scum will never put a spell on either Rado or any of us. Once freed, freed for-ever.
Last year they (the Filth and Disgusting Sludge) changed both the “understanding” on the “greased ones” sealing (1931…1935…2008….) as well as the “understanding” (yet another one??? oh yeah!) of THIS generation… kinda a laugh a minute, don’t you think?

Now for the watchtower study there is the IN-MATE copy of the grotesque rag.
I wonder whether Rado can get any of those copies, since they gave an pseudo-esoteric turn to their weekend brainwashing drill.



Posted on April 27, 2008 at 3:20 pm


Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 312309)

sorry guys,

I’m echoing myself, maybe I said too much too early, maybe the watchtower spell is working on me…God help me…



Posted on April 27, 2008 at 3:26 pm


Comment by Markus (Comment ID: 312450)

Hey fellows,

Seems most of the clan are back and can enjoy some futher bantering. Anyone know how to contact James, I mailed Jones but a low profile is being kept.
Rado you had me worried there.

Cheers,
Markus



Posted on April 28, 2008 at 2:25 pm


Comment by Jones (Comment ID: 312469)

Markus, Otto, Fri, and all the rest of you!

I never thought that I would become so attached to a website and such an assorted group of disagreeable people that I have nothing in common with except the desire to get through to any JW we can! I went through withdrawals and I can imagine what Otto suffered. He had no one to blovoiate to. I missed the News from the Net that is featured on the site. I am glad that Rado was not the recipient of the JW sword and had fallen because of their heavy hand.

Just remember, flies are attracted to honey! So keep it sweet and more flies will be caught.



Posted on April 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm


Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 312590)

Hi Jones,

thank you for you good (and ironic) thinking about me. It’s true, I suffered a lot, but no permanent damage.
I think that my jehovordure family (they love my anti-jehowhore rants) and my girlfriend (a catholic that doesn’t believe in Jesus) have had to bear with me a little more than usual.
yes it seems that for now, the Towers of All Terrors’ sword got limp, like the one in that movie starring Billy Cristal and Robert de Niro…



Posted on April 29, 2008 at 8:10 am

 
 

Comment by Fri (Comment ID: 313431)

For all those who were lookin for the figures for 2007 service year report.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/153038/1.ashx



Posted on May 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm


Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 313479)

Thank you very much Fri,

so we got 347 more “soiled ones”. This and the latest “under-understanding” about the sealing of the the soiled ones clenched it: the sealing got stretched for ever.
The implications in terms of doctrine and slave-buggering are too plain to be worth further analysis.
I thought that “lubricated” ain’t the right term for the greased ones.
So I chose ’soiled’. I think that lubricated is more appropriate for the anuses of their buggered slaves, as I and many of you, unfortunately, must still remember and ….”feel”…..uhmm…..



Posted on May 2, 2008 at 5:45 pm

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 305951)

to all my ex brothers and sisters that are still in good standing in their respective congregations:

please remain within the organization.
Read and ponder upon all the info in this site, but remain jehovah’s witnesses.
Read and ponder upon the ‘SET FREE FROM JESUS’ site, but remain jehovah’s witnesses.
Get back to your things thinking and being persuaded that all things written about the watchtower by non-watchtower sources/endorsed/authorized are totally false and doctored (including the chunks of literature here provided regardless of the fact that you have in your own homes the same literature and you can make a comparison only to discover they’re the same: but please do believe the other way round, remove, rationalize away).

Please do remain jehovordures



Posted on February 18, 2008 at 7:12 am

 

Comment by ravi (Comment ID: 301433)

dear brothers
my name is ravi daniel and i am belong to kotugoda congrigration in sri lanaka. i and my family planing to visit canada this years. we would like to attent to a essmbly when we are in canada. can you let us know when is the first convention or essmbly in any where in canada?



Posted on February 1, 2008 at 1:15 pm


Comment by otto marconi (Comment ID: 302131)

dear ravi,
obviously you are raving and drooling.
Anyhow enjoy your assembly-lines once you get in Canada. Don’t need to know where such gatherings are held and when. Just follow the stench.

Cheers



Posted on February 3, 2008 at 7:24 am

 
 

Comment by DrinyDiluer (Comment ID: 288308)

I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:



Posted on December 17, 2007 at 4:27 pm

 

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